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26 August 07 - 18:15Don't talk to strangers
In an episode of Metalocalpyse the character William Murderface says "I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that [booze ain't food]." His fictional band mate Toki replies "wowee!" Wowee indeed. Murderface is clearly a man of principles. He'd sooner mutilate himself than mis-categorize something precious to him. Its with this in my mind that I must divulge the following anecdote in which I have sinned against the metal gods.
The following only has a chance to be funny or relevant to fans of metal (and even then I'm not sure its funny). You were warned...
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26 August 07 - 18:15Don't talk to strangers
In an episode of Metalocalpyse the character William Murderface says "I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that [booze ain't food]." His fictional band mate Toki replies "wowee!" Wowee indeed. Murderface is clearly a man of principles. He'd sooner mutilate himself than mis-categorize something precious to him. Its with this in my mind that I must divulge the following anecdote in which I have sinned against the metal gods.
The following only has a chance to be funny or relevant to fans of metal (and even then I'm not sure its funny). You were warned...
(more)
Matthew - stuff that happened -
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